He’s in your tundra, buildin’ an army.
I, for one, welcome our snowy overlords.
Have snowball, will travel.
All your icicle are belong to us.
Alaska called. They want their snow back.
“A Snowclone draws near! Command?”
That clock does not run. He leaks into the mechanism and he ruined it.
“The Time Slime cast a hasten spell! His speed increased by 1. He’s not very good yet…
Possibly a Vampire who doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.
“The TurtleBat used a blood theft attack! … but his speed isn’t high enough.”
Ma’am, we’re not throttling your Bittorrent download. The bandwidth limitation is coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!
“Wi’fi The Wisp sent a Burning Ping! .. .. .. 2nd degree reply recieved, latency 1ms.”
He is going to hit YOU in the head every morning and see how YOU like it. STOP HITTING SNOOZE AND GET UP ALREADY. NO ONE GETS HOW HARD MY JOB IS!
“The Vengeful Alarm is making a ruckus. You become poisoned, silenced, confused, inebriated, lethargic, confounded, and slightly moistened. But you are definitely NOT asleep.”
Some bags get to hold stolen bank money. But others only get filled with regret.
“Sad Sack sighed a heavy sigh. The party felt depressed.”
“Head Case used a static sock attack! You’ve been paralyzed.”
HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BATTLE. HE’S BEEN WAITING… FOR YOU!!
“Ultimate Space Scorpion used the Desert Revenge Canon Destruco-Beam Combo! The entire party lost 50% of their body moisture…”
Has a chance of dropping the rare accessory “Mobius Strap”.
“KleinBot tried to stockpile liquid. KleinBot became confused!”