Informs you that the site has moved to: http://www.youencounteramonster.com/
“The Redirect To New Site directs you to http://www.youencounteramonster.com/! You go tohttp://www.youencounteramonster.com/.”
That clock does not run. He leaks into the mechanism and he ruined it.
“The Time Slime cast a hasten spell! His speed increased by 1. He’s not very good yet…
Possibly a Vampire who doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.
“The TurtleBat used a blood theft attack! … but his speed isn’t high enough.”
He is going to hit YOU in the head every morning and see how YOU like it. STOP HITTING SNOOZE AND GET UP ALREADY. NO ONE GETS HOW HARD MY JOB IS!
“The Vengeful Alarm is making a ruckus. You become poisoned, silenced, confused, inebriated, lethargic, confounded, and slightly moistened. But you are definitely NOT asleep.”
“Head Case used a static sock attack! You’ve been paralyzed.”
HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BATTLE. HE’S BEEN WAITING… FOR YOU!!
“Ultimate Space Scorpion used the Desert Revenge Canon Destruco-Beam Combo! The entire party lost 50% of their body moisture…”
Behold the hypnotic stare of the unpickled pickle.
“You are in the grasp of the See Cucumber’s hypnotic gaze. You’re compelled to switch to an all-meat diet.”
All this guy wants to do is make time-related puns. It’s written all over his face.
“The Clock Ghost speaks.
‘Now is the hour of your discontent!’
‘Ask not for whom the bell tolls…’
… the party suddenly felt nauseous.“
You can’t quite figure out what this monster’s deal is, until you realize that every time you encounter a group of them (a rare occurence in and of itself), you can’t seem to hit them, and they run away almost immediately.
…and then, it dawns on you.
I wonder how much experience one of them is worth…
“A BAGEL DRAWS NEAR! WHAT DO YOU DID?!”
Man, you’d be grumpy too if you had one of these goofy dudes all up in your hair all the time.
“The Disgruntle Sea Anemone edged closer. Maybe. Like, a little. I think.”