#47 - Bagette
Monday, March 1st, 2010
Milk Eggs Bread Punishment
“The Bagette used CROSS CONTAMINATION! You were poisoned.”
Archive for the ‘Field Enemies’ Category
#46 - Snowclone
Thursday, October 1st, 2009
He’s in your tundra, buildin’ an army.
I, for one, welcome our snowy overlords.
Have snowball, will travel.
All your icicle are belong to us.
Alaska called. They want their snow back.
“A Snowclone draws near! Command?”
#43 - Wi’fi’The Wisp
Thursday, June 4th, 2009
Ma’am, we’re not throttling your Bittorrent download. The bandwidth limitation is coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!
“Wi’fi The Wisp sent a Burning Ping! .. .. .. 2nd degree reply recieved, latency 1ms.”
#41 - Sad Sack
Monday, June 1st, 2009
Some bags get to hold stolen bank money. But others only get filled with regret.
“Sad Sack sighed a heavy sigh. The party felt depressed.”
#38 - Preoccupus
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
He’ll be with you in a minute.
“Preoccupus tried to juggle multiple things at once! FUMBLE”
#37 - Klein Bot
Sunday, April 5th, 2009
Has a chance of dropping the rare accessory “Mobius Strap”.
“KleinBot tried to stockpile liquid. KleinBot became confused!”
#36 - Toughness Elemental
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
What? You want to know about the pure, mystical source of all contemptuous acts of bravado, every posturing sneer you’ve ever encountered? Why don’t you get out of my face before I MAKE you get out of my face, buddy?!
“The Toughness Elemental sneered. Your attack drops by 10.”
#35 - Help Computer
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
Obsolete technology that does its absolute best but never quite makes it. A story we can all identify with.
“Help Computer tried to help by not exploding in your face!
but failed.”
#30 - Seasonal Spook
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
What month is it? I am so confused.
“The Seasonal Spook let out a waft of Super Sour Breath! The party has been poisoned…”
#29 - Arachno-Bomb
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
You’re likely to find colonies of Arachno-Bombs in hot, dry industrial areas where sparks are commonplace.
The next day you’re likely to find a charred mess. Such is the life cycle of the Arachno-Bomb.
“The Arachno-Bomb’s fusetweb has run out! KABOOM! The party takes mortal damage.”