SERIOUSLY. SOMEONE GET ME A CALENDAR BECAUSE I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
“The Seasonal Spectre reversed, sped up, and stopped time all at once! … You’re not really sure what you can and can’t do in this situation.”
NO ONE TRAPS BLIND FURY LOBSTER! NO ONE EATS BLIND FURY LOBSTER! NOW I’M MAD!
“Blind Fury Lobster used an Incessant Clamp & Cut Attack! You suffer more damage than any individual could ever deserve.”
Creates versions of enemies you have already fought with different color schemes.
“Le Palette Swappe indignantly offers another creation for your admiration! … The Obnoxious Laugh approaches! The Ill Spectre draws near!”
As opposed to the peace-loving ‘Passive Space Scorpion’.
“The Aggressive Space Scorpion fired a desert beam! You felt thirsty…”
A Delicious Meal Mimic and its cohorts appear! They will fight you with fullness. This is this blogs first “Boss Battle”! How exciting.
“The Cranberry Elemental wobbled hyponotically. You fell asleep.”
“The Gravy-Covered Goo splashed you with hot gravy! The entire party is scalded!”
“The Delicious Meal Mimic used biting attacks on the entire party! Apparently, you’re all delicious yourselves.”