You Encounter a Monster

#000 - REDIRECT TO NEW SITE

THE END BOSS — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:28:17 +0000

Informs you that the site has moved to: http://www.youencounteramonster.com/

“The Redirect To New Site directs you to http://www.youencounteramonster.com/! You go tohttp://www.youencounteramonster.com/.”

#47 - Bagette

THE END BOSS — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:54:00 +0000

Milk Eggs Bread Punishment

“The Bagette used CROSS CONTAMINATION! You were poisoned.”

#46 - Snowclone

THE END BOSS — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:26:31 +0000

He’s in your tundra, buildin’ an army.

I, for one, welcome our snowy overlords.

Have snowball, will travel.

All your icicle are belong to us.

Alaska called. They want their snow back.

“A Snowclone draws near! Command?”

(look it up)

#45 - Time Slime

THE END BOSS — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 06:08:11 +0000

That clock does not run. He leaks into the mechanism and he ruined it.

“The Time Slime cast a hasten spell! His speed increased by 1. He’s not very good yet…

#44 - TurtleBat

THE END BOSS — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:08:34 +0000

Possibly a Vampire who doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.

“The TurtleBat used a blood theft attack! … but his speed isn’t high enough.”

#43 - Wi’fi’The Wisp

THE END BOSS — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:03:41 +0000

Ma’am, we’re not throttling your Bittorrent download. The bandwidth limitation is coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

“Wi’fi The Wisp sent a Burning Ping! .. .. .. 2nd degree reply recieved, latency 1ms.”

#42 - Vengeful Alarm

THE END BOSS — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:18:14 +0000

He is going to hit YOU in the head every morning and see how YOU like it. STOP HITTING SNOOZE AND GET UP ALREADY. NO ONE GETS HOW HARD MY JOB IS!

“The Vengeful Alarm is making a ruckus. You become poisoned, silenced, confused, inebriated, lethargic, confounded, and slightly moistened. But you are definitely NOT asleep.”

#41 - Sad Sack

THE END BOSS — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:35:07 +0000

Some bags get to hold stolen bank money. But others only get filled with regret.

“Sad Sack sighed a heavy sigh. The party felt depressed.”

#40 - Head Case

THE END BOSS — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:48:49 +0000

He used to be full of hawaiian shirts and bahama shorts. Now he’s just full of problems.

“Head Case used a static sock attack! You’ve been paralyzed.”

#39 - ULTIMATE SPACE SCORPION

THE END BOSS — Sun, 10 May 2009 06:41:17 +0000

HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BATTLE. HE’S BEEN WAITING… FOR YOU!!

“Ultimate Space Scorpion used the Desert Revenge Canon Destruco-Beam Combo! The entire party lost 50% of their body moisture…”