#38 - Preoccupus
May 3rd, 2009
He’ll be with you in a minute.
“Preoccupus tried to juggle multiple things at once! FUMBLE”
He’ll be with you in a minute.
“Preoccupus tried to juggle multiple things at once! FUMBLE”
#37 - Klein Bot
April 5th, 2009
Has a chance of dropping the rare accessory “Mobius Strap”.
“KleinBot tried to stockpile liquid. KleinBot became confused!”
#36 - Toughness Elemental
March 24th, 2009
What? You want to know about the pure, mystical source of all contemptuous acts of bravado, every posturing sneer you’ve ever encountered? Why don’t you get out of my face before I MAKE you get out of my face, buddy?!
“The Toughness Elemental sneered. Your attack drops by 10.”
#35 - Help Computer
March 22nd, 2009
Obsolete technology that does its absolute best but never quite makes it. A story we can all identify with.
“Help Computer tried to help by not exploding in your face!
but failed.”
#34 - FFFFFFFFFFF
March 8th, 2009
That kid who sits behind you in algebra told you how to get to this monster. He only appears if there’s a buffer overflow and duplicates the twentieth item in your inventory 255 times.
“The FFFFFFFFFFF addressed 0xABFF920. You took EEA0F damage. Also, your save was corrupted. Good job.”
#33 - Lord Lava
March 3rd, 2009
Master of fire and lava, this island diety was pretty easygoing until tourists started mistaking him for a trash can.
“Lord Lava uses a divine lava plume attack! Unfortunately, you don’t have any maiden sacrifices handy, so you take the full brunt of the attack.”
#32 - Seasonal Spectre
March 2nd, 2009
SERIOUSLY. SOMEONE GET ME A CALENDAR BECAUSE I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
“The Seasonal Spectre reversed, sped up, and stopped time all at once! … You’re not really sure what you can and can’t do in this situation.”
#31 - BLIND FURY LOBSTER
March 1st, 2009
NO ONE TRAPS BLIND FURY LOBSTER! NO ONE EATS BLIND FURY LOBSTER! NOW I’M MAD!
“Blind Fury Lobster used an Incessant Clamp & Cut Attack! You suffer more damage than any individual could ever deserve.”
#30 - Seasonal Spook
January 28th, 2009
What month is it? I am so confused.
“The Seasonal Spook let out a waft of Super Sour Breath! The party has been poisoned…”
#29 - Arachno-Bomb
January 27th, 2009
You’re likely to find colonies of Arachno-Bombs in hot, dry industrial areas where sparks are commonplace.
The next day you’re likely to find a charred mess. Such is the life cycle of the Arachno-Bomb.
“The Arachno-Bomb’s fusetweb has run out! KABOOM! The party takes mortal damage.”